Circle of Protection

ask-kaalia: askthecoreaugur: askgerrardcapashen: bloodghost: ...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:58:49 -0400

askthecoreaugur:

askgerrardcapashen:

bloodghost:

I know the joke’s been done but I think we all needed Elesh Norn + Door in gif form.

*Note to self, when battling Norn, pick a building with lots of doors.*

Partially why I’ve made sure the doors in the Lumengrid are under her width, just in case she get’s angry at me again…

Ah hah! Her ONE weakness!

Oh you have to be FUCKING KIDDING ME! How many of these fucking “Ask___” blogs are there!? WHO ENJOYS THIS!? I hope for the sake of all things good and holy they’re all run by one sad 13 year old girl. You fucking joke shows make me sick.

If you are upset about the banning of Primeval Titan

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 01:15:20 -0400

then I hope I never have to play against you, because it is abundantly clear that you are a fucking piece of shit who should die in an elevator fire.

odinson: Here’s what I got today 😁 #killslutsplaymagic #edh...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 21:32:13 -0400

odinson:

Here’s what I got today 😁 #killslutsplaymagic #edh #ilovelands #foilsarebetterthenanythingelse #trashtotreasures (Taken with Instagram)

#LookAtTheseTags #WhoTheFuckIsThisGuy #SomeoneNeedsToHitThisGuyWithAFuckingShovel #YOLO #Swag #IHateMyselfAndEveryoneReadingThis (Posted with RAGE)

Oh no I lost a follower on my SUPER IMPORTANT MAGIC BLOG

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 05:39:15 -0400

ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS PLEASE DIE IN FIRES, SERIOUSLY, MAY MANY SMALL FIRES BE LIT UPON YOU.

Hey MTG players (fandom)

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 18:38:06 -0400

Fucking stop with all the stupid ass role playing blogs, that shit is about as necessary as a bullet in the head.

That new Commander product is literally the exact opposite of anything I could have wanted.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:23:11 -0400

Gross wizards, gross.

lunchbox894: Courtesy of the local Mormon Missionaries! They...

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:37:51 -0400

lunchbox894:

Courtesy of the local Mormon Missionaries! They had the Idea I made it.

I can't believe I never considered the implications of Ad Nauseam and Platinum Emperion

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:08:07 -0400

I think I might need to put both in my artifacts EDH right now…

Question for EDH players

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 00:46:46 -0400

magpierambles:

I want to build an Elemental EDH deck, I miss Lorwyn so I want to build a deck inspired by my favourite set.

What I can’t decide on is what colours to play, I’m torn between:

Mono-Red Ashling Commander

Red/Black, no idea what Commander

5 Colour Horde Commander

Help?

Horde of Notions for sure! It’s a lot of fun to go straight elemental tribal and it scales well to the competitive level of your playgroup (i.e. either you can do fun silly stuff and still win or you can do awful combo smash-y bullshit and win all the time!)

lorstarcutter: So I had a really fun idea for EDH Zedruu the...

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 13:05:58 -0400

lorstarcutter:

So I had a really fun idea for EDH Zedruu the Greathearted. I play the evil variant of Zedruu. There’s two major ways to play Zedruu, one of which is Group Hug, and the other that just looks like Group Hug but actually aims to cause more harm than does good for the group. The idea I had was running a Darksteel Reactor. For those who don’t recall:

And then I give it to someone with a donation ability. It’s great because either way I’m getting my way: The game is ending in at least 20 turns and that person is winning, or they don’t realize I’ve painted a target on their face and now everyone is trying to kill themselves before the turn limit is up. I get what I want. And to make it worse, something I can do before that player dies is I can tuck my Reactor in response to them declaring blockers. So when they die, my Reactor won’t go with them. It’s such a clever ploy.

Darksteel Reactor - Kev Walker

Footnote: There’s one thing I overlooked when I read this, if they’re not stupid, Darksteel Reactor’s upkeep isn’t mandatory. They can bargain with other players by not putting a counter on it every turn. But I’m hoping human nature will take over. The deck is partially about playing on the player’s actual emotions and decisions. I’m hoping winning the game in 20 turns is enticing enough.

Damn, if it was a “have to” trigger this would be the greatest deck idea of all time.

I've had 80% of an Ezuri elves tribal EDH sitting in my room for months and yesterday I finally put it to good use by making it an Edric deck

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:14:09 -0400

Literally just thrown together out of cards I had laying around (that weren’t already in decks) it’s damn fun to play too! Anyone have good (cheap) tech for Edric they wanna clue me in on?

Dude, M13 is weird

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:08:04 -0400

awesome, but weird, makes me think R2R is gonna be extra crazy (craxy)

New personal rule for Proxies

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:18:00 -0400

If you have any card proxied worth more than 10 dollars: fuck you

If your proxies are shitty and hard to read: fuck you

If you have a fancy proxied mana base for your stupid five color Sliver Overlord deck: FUCK YOU

This isn’t meant as an attack against any of you, and I totally get using proxies, it’s just a game, but I’m poor as fuck so all my EDH decks are pretty low power, but it fits well in my playgroup (where no one uses a single proxy) so when someone shows up dropping beta duals and stuff it makes me want to punch them in the solar plexus.

Eff the ban list.

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:22:13 -0400

wilhelmdream:

Make friends, make your own rules.

My The Mimeoplasm EDH

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:02:31 -0400

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/the-mimeoplasm-edh-12/

My Riku of Two Reflections EDH

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:00:00 -0400

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/riku-of-two-reflections-edh-16/

OK GUYS

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 13:08:26 -0400

jstache:

Instead of playing Bastion, I’m building a weird G/U control, featuring Deadeye Navigator. Any ideas?

Acidic Slime + Deadeye Navigator = Control

Attention new magic players:

Mon, 28 May 2012 12:20:57 -0400

showtimeshultz:

DO NOT buy the magic deck makers tool kit, I’ve seen a couple people do it and I feel awful because you’re getting robbed. If you’re looking to make a decent deck you can actually do well in a tournament buy an event deck and add onto it with other good cards. It bugs me that Wizards, in my opinion, takes advantage of new players by selling them a box of shit because they don’t know any better.

Looking out for my magic brothers and sisters,
Showtime

I think that’s unfair, the deck makers toolkit is, I think, exactly what it’s advertised as, a whole lot of cards that would make the meat of at least a few different decks. I don’t know when/how you learned magic but when I learned I wasn’t interested in Tournaments, I was more interested in actually LEARNING the game. My first few decks were all simple and straight forward (Blue Counters and Bounce, Green Ramp, Red Burn) but they taught me the game really well. There’s something I see a lot which is new players getting into tournament formats really early which to me is silly. If someone I knew wanted to learn how to play magic I’d recommend they find a friend each one of the friends get the toolkit and pool the cards together to each make a deck or two and play them against each other. From there they can see about other precons or just boosters/draft. It’s more or less the way I learned how to play.

Stole the idea from someone on tumblr, favorite general gets the...

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:24:06 -0400

Stole the idea from someone on tumblr, favorite general gets the star treatment.

Attn: Cockatrice Users

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:38:36 -0400

I really want to try and play Momir Vig (The format based of his MTGO Vanguard Avatar thing) I’ve found a pretty easy way to make it work, if anyone is interested look up the format and let me know!