I know the joke’s been done but I think we all needed Elesh Norn + Door in gif form.
*Note to self, when battling Norn, pick a building with lots of doors.*
Partially why I’ve made sure the doors in the Lumengrid are under her width, just in case she get’s angry at me again…
Ah hah! Her ONE weakness!
Oh you have to be FUCKING KIDDING ME! How many of these fucking “Ask___” blogs are there!? WHO ENJOYS THIS!? I hope for the sake of all things good and holy they’re all run by one sad 13 year old girl. You fucking joke shows make me sick.
If you are upset about the banning of Primeval Titan
then I hope I never have to play against you, because it is abundantly clear that you are a fucking piece of shit who should die in an elevator fire.
Hey MTG players (fandom)
Fucking stop with all the stupid ass role playing blogs, that shit is about as necessary as a bullet in the head.
So I had a really fun idea for EDH Zedruu the Greathearted. I play the evil variant of Zedruu. There’s two major ways to play Zedruu, one of which is Group Hug, and the other that just looks like Group Hug but actually aims to cause more harm than does good for the group. The idea I had was running a Darksteel Reactor. For those who don’t recall:
And then I give it to someone with a donation ability. It’s great because either way I’m getting my way: The game is ending in at least 20 turns and that person is winning, or they don’t realize I’ve painted a target on their face and now everyone is trying to kill themselves before the turn limit is up. I get what I want. And to make it worse, something I can do before that player dies is I can tuck my Reactor in response to them declaring blockers. So when they die, my Reactor won’t go with them. It’s such a clever ploy.
Darksteel Reactor - Kev Walker
Footnote: There’s one thing I overlooked when I read this, if they’re not stupid, Darksteel Reactor’s upkeep isn’t mandatory. They can bargain with other players by not putting a counter on it every turn. But I’m hoping human nature will take over. The deck is partially about playing on the player’s actual emotions and decisions. I’m hoping winning the game in 20 turns is enticing enough.
Damn, if it was a “have to” trigger this would be the greatest deck idea of all time.
I’ve had 80% of an Ezuri elves tribal EDH sitting in my room for months and yesterday I finally put it to good use by making it an Edric deck
Literally just thrown together out of cards I had laying around (that weren’t already in decks) it’s damn fun to play too! Anyone have good (cheap) tech for Edric they wanna clue me in on?
Dude, M13 is weird
awesome, but weird, makes me think R2R is gonna be extra crazy (craxy)
New personal rule for Proxies
If you have any card proxied worth more than 10 dollars: fuck you
If your proxies are shitty and hard to read: fuck you
If you have a fancy proxied mana base for your stupid five color Sliver Overlord deck: FUCK YOU
This isn’t meant as an attack against any of you, and I totally get using proxies, it’s just a game, but I’m poor as fuck so all my EDH decks are pretty low power, but it fits well in my playgroup (where no one uses a single proxy) so when someone shows up dropping beta duals and stuff it makes me want to punch them in the solar plexus.
My Riku of Two Reflections EDH